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9/11 Conspiracy Goons

--- These imbeciles are called "Scholars for 9/11 Truth" -- Scholars, see, so they're smart -- so we should believe them. Excerpts from one of their press releases:

"Stunning as it may be to acknowledge, the government has brought but one indictment against anyone and, to the best of our knowledge, has not even reprimanded anyone for incompetence or dereliction of duty. The official conspiracy theory--that nineteen Arab hijackers under control of one man in the wilds of Afghanistan brought this about--is unsupportable by the evidentiary data. There appear to be good reasons for suspecting that video tapes officially attributed to Osama bin Laden are not genuine."

--- The "official conspiracy theory," see, their version isn't the conspiracy theory, but the story that all the networks and various government agencies tells us is the conspiracy. That's called "accuse your enemies of what you do."

"There appear to be good reasons" that bin Laden's videos are not genuine? It's Dick Cheney in a turban? What the hell? We paying some boob to play a terrorist in order to take over the world? These are scholars, mind you, so they must be credible.


"In the history of structural engineering, steel-frame high-rise buildings have never been brought down due to fires either before or since 9/11, so how can fires have brought down three in one day? How is this possible?"

--- It never happened so it can't happen. Of course.

"The BBC has reported that at least five of the nineteen alleged "hijackers" have turned up alive and well living in Saudi Arabia, yet according to the FBI, they were among those killed in the attacks. How is this possible?"

--- This just goes on and on. "How is this possible?" You have to believe that everyone is covering up something. I didn't check out the BBC story, and I didn't check with the FBI, but... see, now I'm starting to fall for it. If the mainstream media never brought this one out, then what's going on? They'd love to nail Bush on that, and they'd love to show that "this is what really happened." If five hijackers are still alive, prove it. Journalists would kill to get pictures of them. I've never seen them.

But since they're scholars, I can't doubt them.



--- Over at 911truth.org, Bernard Weiner has a masterpiece called "Slicing Away Liberty: 1933 in Germany... 2006 in America?" Oooh. Bush is Hitler (sort of). That's very original!

"Using the fear of terrorism as justification for all their actions, the Bush-Rove-Cheney-Rumsfeld crew within just a few years have moved America closer to a militarist, one-party state, led by a ruler in whom virtually all power is vested. In '30s Germany, this was called the Fuhrer Principe, the principle of blind obedience to the wise, all-powerful Supreme Leader. We've seen other such examples in Stalin's Soviet Union, Kim's North Korea, Mao's China, Saddam's Iraq, etc."

--- Funny how he mentions Saddam. I thought he was a harmless victim of the Busheviks greed for oil. Suddenly he's thrown in with Stalin, Kim Jong Il and Chairman Mao.

"Even though the mainstream, corporate-owned media by and large does the bidding of the Bush administration, ignoring and playing down bad news and hyping the administration's spin points, full control of the mass media is still not complete..."

--- ¿Que? CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, The New York Times, etc. They all hype for the Bush administration. They wouldn't dare say anything negative about Bush!! This guy is smoking fricking crack and blowing it out of his ass.

"Again, what follows here is not to allege one-for-one comparisons to Nazism, but to note certain parallel events and tactics that require special consideration if we are to avoid imitating disastrous history even more fully."

--- Oh, here it comes.

"... a Supreme Leader who has taken his country into blitzkrieg ("shock & awe") attacks on foreign nations, bogging down in an ill-advised invasion quagmire in Iraq; who has traded historic civil rights and liberties for defense of the fatherland; who has destroyed or rendered toothless his nominal opposition party; who has wrapped himself in the flag and questioned the patriotism of those who raise questions about his policies; who has engaged in a Big Lie propaganda strategy to move his agenda..."

--- Blitzkrieg, Fatherland, Big Lie. Parallel!!

"What's scary is that it didn't take much verbal stretching to come up with those parallels, even admitting that life in Bush's U.S.A., however comparable in many areas, can scarcely be equated to life in Hitler's Germany."

--- But life here can "scarcely be equated" with Hitler's Germany. Wasn't the whole point to convince us that we are turning into Hitler's Germany? You admit that Amerikkka is not to be equated with Hitler's Germany. What a two-faced, lying, crack-smoking crackpot. With a Ph.D. Well, actually, he can scarcely be equated with a two-faced, lying, crack-smoking crackpot, but there are definite parallels!!


--- The wonderful people at 911review.org have gifts that keep on giving. I like the fact that they figured out the anthrax case through simple deduction (see Anthrax Attacks).

1)The anthrax attacks targeted the US Democrat Senators who opposed Ashcroft's Patriot Act:

---I actually had not heard that one. I'm such a pawn for the neocon takeover of the world.

October 2, 2001 (B): The "anti-terrorism" Patriot Act is introduced in Congress, but is not well received by all. One day later, Senate Majority Leader and future anthrax target Tom Daschle (D) says he doubts the Senate will take up this bill in the one week timetable the administration wants. As head of the Senate, Daschle has great power to block or slow passage of the bill. Attorney General Ashcroft accuses Senate Democrats of dragging their feet. [Washington Post, 10/3/01] On October 4, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman and future anthrax target Patrick Leahy (D) accuses the Bush administration of reneging on an agreement on the anti-terrorist bill. Leahy is in a key position to block or slow the bill. Some warn that "lawmakers are overlooking constitutional flaws in their rush to meet the administration's timetable." Two days later, Ashcroft complains about "the rather slow pace 'over his request for law enforcement powers' Hard feelings remain." [Washington Post, 10/4/01] The anthrax letters to Daschle and Leahy are sent out on October 9 and difficulties in passing the Act continue."

2) The anthrax was from a US Army or defense contractor site, and the killer a trained scientist from the US (illegal) bioweapons program.

---I won't even argue the points. It just all connects man. The neocons prepared some anthrax in order to punish Daschle and Leahy. They purposely blew up the WTC and the Pentagon (which was not hit by a plane, by the way), then prepared some anthrax to send to people who wouldn't pass the Patriot Act, which apparently was already thought up before 9/11 as a way of detaining scapegoats for the their eeeeevil deeds. It's all part of the master plan to drive more SUVs. The Madrid bombings were a conspiracy too. All kinds of goodies. If you like Oliver Stone, I recommend you study this website and get the real facts.


From greaterthings.com; apparently from the whacky Right this time...

Was President Bush Behind Katrina? Salt Lake City Deluge May Be Coming Soon:

U.S. Black Ops and other colluding extra-governmental shadow-entities have obtained significant mastery of weather engineering after decades of practice. The same cabal that brought us 911 has now brought us Katrina, to push the U.S. and the rest of the world closer to Martial law. Coming target: Salt Lake City?

--- This would make a great Sci-Fi Channel movie! Uh, Salt Lake City???

Premise 1: There is an international conspiracy to establish a world socialist order, which will subvert freedom and individual responsibility, and place a heavy bureaucratic military state over mankind, in an Orwellian like grip.

--- Well, yes and no... read on.

Premise 2: George W. Bush is a long-time member of this international conspiracy, as have been most presidents of the United States in the last century. I cite as sample evidence Dubya's well-known lifetime membership since Yale in the order of the Skull and Bones. He is not in a directorship role in the international conspiracy, but does follow their orders and participate as is it is his blood-oath duty to do so.

--- Bush is a socialist stooge. Well, you don't hear that too often from the media. Michael Moore would faint.

Premise 3: The attack on America on Sept. 11, 2001, was not merely a terrorist plot from some Arab faction. Included in its masterminding and execution were elements of this international cabal... The hijackers were just a ruse and scapegoat to promote additional agendas. Those planes were flown by remote-control under the direction of these aforementioned insiders. The towers were felled by previously-planted, well executed demolition charges, building 7 included. Those make of planes have that capacity. George W. Bush was complicit in this attack, purposely delaying his response to give time for enough planes to hit their targets.

--- You're just repeating the conspiracy theories of left wing paranoiacs. Come on, come up with one of your own. And get to the point.

The delayed response of President Bush in the Katrina disaster is likewise most probably not just a function of ineptness, but is calculated. I've been watching his face on the various episodes I've seen on national television, and he is not responding as a normal human being. He is almost detached from a sense of empathy for the tremendous loss there....

--- That's because George Bush hates black people, remember?

Premise 4: This conspiracy, of which the U.S. black-ops serve as the militarized bully-muscle, has obtained high-level technology intelligence over the decades from a faction of extra-terrestrial beings who also have a repugnance toward freedom and individual responsibility, as that impairs their ability to control the minds of the masses.

--- Extraterrestrials?? Socialist extraterrestrials?

Some of that technology includes anti-gravity craft as well as super-powerful energy devices, which they have been keeping from civilians, and which account for many of the UFO sightings, which are dismissed as a matter of policy. Whether or not you believe in the extra-terrestrial influence, the fact remains that man has developed such capabilities.

--- Haaa! He sounds like Louis Farrakhan. Weaving all the lunatics into your load of dung?

Conclusion: The same cabal that brought us 911 also brought us Katrina, with the purpose of implementing yet more bureaucratic measures, moving us that much closer to their dream of a dictatorship of the proletariat...

--- Right!! Very logical!

One prophetic scenario that I have believed for a long time, and for which I only find more substantiation as time goes on, not less, is that the Wasatch Front in Utah... will be hit with a massive and sudden deluge from an underground river that will be diverted overland through a massive earthquake.... When will this happen? I don't know. But I do believe it is a matter of if, not when. I also will say that I believe that the cabal that brought us 911 and Katrina will be behind this one as well, triggering the causative earthquake, but that God will be in the draining that takes place, lest it be consumed.

--- Ok. Nice talking to ya. I'll see you in Roswell next year, if we're not under a complete dictatorship by then, and if Dick Cheney doesn't have me killed.


from democraticunderground.com, w/o permission