Ground Loco
"Ask Sahib the Wahhabi"
"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Vladimir Putin to Co-Star in New Musical 'My Fair Fuel Rods'"
"Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez Propagandize for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Discuss Totalitarian Repression, Thuggery, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
"Anti-Iraq War Left Declares War on Al-Qaeda, Wants to Send Troops to Pakistan for Aggressive Ground War - And While We're at it, Save Darfur!"
"The Enemies of Islam, Moderate Version, Allah Be Praised"
"The Enemies of Islam According to Mahmoud and Omar, Allah Be Praised"
"Where's Muqtada??????????"
"Al-Qaeda Threatens to Waste Electricity, Burn Fossil Fuels, and Drive SUVs Until All Infidels Turn to the True Religion. The Entire Western World Declares All-Out War to Save the Planet: Aging Environmentalist Hippies Volunteering in Droves for Military Service."
"Married Persian Male, Successful President of a Very Strong Country (Praise Allah!), Emotionally Stable, Great with Kids, Seeks Young, Acrobatic Persian Females for Copulation and Procreation in order to Defeat the Crusaders through Population Expansion. No Pets Please."
"International "Bambi" Fan Club Recommends Bambi for All Children: Muslims Outraged"
"The John Howard Shrine"
"I Am Kofi, And I Am An Inertiaholic"
"Comments Heard at G8 Summit 2006 St. Petersburg"
"Dear President Bush, It's Mahmoud..."
"Charlie Sheen: Lunatic, Usama bin Laden, or Both?"
"Hans Blix: The World's Oldest Diplomat"
"Al-Qaeda's New Comedy Team!"
"The Religion of Peace: Right!"
"Pinch the Anti-War Protester"