Dead-letter Drop

I object to the tone of your website

This is what I expect from members of the capitalist thugocracy, a website dedicated to the destruction of a oil company-produced "enemy" called Al-Qaeda. You obviously believe the propaganda of the totalitarian right-wing junta in the White House, along with the so-called media outlets who broadcast their lies instinctively because of threats from rich Republican operatives and assassins. This "war on terror" is merely an illusion that keeps the Zionist entitity in business and funds CIA terrorists to kill Palestinians whenever oil prices begin to go down. The American automobile companies also profit from SUV sales that are destroying the planet because they want to destroy all the drug cartels in Central America so they can sell drugs themselves and get all the poor in the world addicted. Meanwhile, poor Africans are going without food or water because the pharmaceutical companies, or the Big Pharma cartel, have decided to cooperate with "Al-Qaeda" i.e. the CIA front, in order to fund their research to produce overpriced drugs and increase medical costs for everyone in America, thereby making the rich richer and the poor poorer. This in turn increases the power of the Zionists who have been occupiers of Palestine for the sole purpose of committing war crimes and other terrorist activities against the Palestinians, and then claiming that they are victims of terrorism themselves, thereby causing America to increase funding to Israel to begin the whole cycle all over again. And you believe all this nonsense because you went to public schools that are increasingly in the hands of corporate interests and multinational conglomerates of oil refineries, and no longer teach critical thinking because they want all Americans to be programmed to drive large American cars so the Saudi monarchy and their cronies can profit from the destruction of the ozone layer. Meanwhile the ozone hole continues to become larger and larger, and eventually this will kill off the poor while the rich can build themselves bunkers funded by American Defense companies, i.e. by the taxpayers, to survive the coming Apocalypse. Then all these fat cats will repopulate the world with robots that do not require any wages, and they can produce... wait a minute, I'm starting to not make sense.

- Dr. Noam Chomsky, PhD., MIT Professor


--- The smartest people are prone to be the stupidest. Professor, you begin with one false premise, and all other bulls**t follows. "Corporations are dictatorships" is the distillation of your premise. Last time I checked, the company I work for has not killed anyone. I can't figure how your "generative grammar" theory led you to become such a political numbskull.

You Cursed Western Imperialist Infidel!!!

You have insullted Islam! I ishue a fatwa against you and any infedel who reeds your stupide website! Allah's wrathe shall turn your bones into dusst for linking to Rush Limbah! Allah shall surely grant us vicktory against you warmongering crussaders and Jew infidels!

And Denmarks sucks!

- Muhammed Muhammed al-Muhammed bin Muhammed


--- Are you the same moron who wrote the letter below??? Probably.

As a Card-Carrying Member of the ACLU...

As a card-carrying member of the ACLU, I'm horrified at the bigoted and racist "game" you call "Islam, The Religion of Peace: Right!". Because America is such a bigoted and racist nation lead by a bigoted and racist president who stole two elections, al-Qaeda justifiably targets Americans in their quest for liberation from American imperialism and heterosexism. As a card-carrying member of the ACLU, I understand what it's like to live under such an oppressive and homophobic conditions. I understand what it's like to see multinational corporations and greedy oil companies destroying the environment of our land, I mean, Native American land that my white Anglo-Saxon ancestors stole. I detect your homophobic attitude when making fun of Islam and Usama bin Laden, who is likely a homosexual (since he lives in a homophobic society, of course he's going to claim that he has several wives. But have you ever seen him around women? No, only men!). You're also narrow-minded because you think some values are better than others, though we all know that everyone has a different perspective and what's true for some is not necessarily true for others, and I'm definitely right about that!! If America weren't so obsessed with oil there would be no al-Qaeda, so your attempt to connect Islam with terrorism is just totally fascist and wrong and homophobic. I'm glad I'm superior to you.

- Marc Smith
President of SLASH (Self-Loathing Anglo-Saxon Hippies) and a card carrying member of the ACLU


--- I'm moved by your sensitivity. Perhaps you could offer to be a casualty in the next terrorist attack! You could even offer to cut off your own head!